In an early celebration of St. Patrick's Day I treated the kids to Shamrock milkshakes from McDonald's. I used to love getting these as a kid and still do.
Carson and Luke have never had a Shamrock shake before so they did not know what to expect and I wanted to keep it a surprise. When they took a drink (after a long time of sucking through the straw before they successfully got any out) Luke announced in an excited voice, "It doesn't taste like grass!" I guess that would be a good thing.
I went on to ask them about St. Patrick's Day and what they thought it was all about. Luke gets all the holidays mixed up and said it was all about hugs and then continued to tell me Happy Valentines Day. Carson said it was about leprechauns and four leaf clovers. Then he went on to tell me that we celebrate Patrick. So I asked who he was. And you know what he said?
Patrick from Spongebob.

Happy Patrick Day.