Tuesday, July 21, 2009

These boys are something else!

Here is another installment of my on going series of kid sayings that my 3 boys supply me with. The majority of today's excerpts come from Luke who recently turned 4 years old. It's a great dose of humor that makes me smile. I hope it does the same for you.

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I asked Luke what he wanted for lunch and he said, "The crab macaroni." Not sure what he meant I asked him to explain it. He said, "the sea shell kind." Oh- you mean the Kraft Shells and Cheese? Yep.
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Luke and I were petting Fritz, my parent's dog during one of his rare quiet and calm moments. Luke laid his head on the dog's chest and said, "His heart is wiggling, no, it's bumping."
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While walking to the gym in the parking lot Carson spotted a cloth on the ground. He pointed at it and said, "Look someones hank chief."
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Luke was eating a popsicle and I look over at him and see him giving it kisses. He noticed me watching him and said, "Mom, this is Princess Leia."
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Luke being under 4 feet tall was standing between my dad and I as we were having a conversation. Luke interrupts us and bluntly states, "Papa, you have boogers in your nose."
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I had a hard work out at the gym and at home I was sitting at the table with my eyes closed. I told Luke that all I wanted to do was go to bed. Luke replied, "Well, walk upstairs! Are you old?"
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I yelled to Luke in the other room and asked him if he had his flip flops on. He replied, "No, I just have my feet on."

2 comments:

  1. I have a 4 year old who says some pretty gross stuff, too. We sat down to dinner a few weeks ago and totally out of the blue, Sammy says "You know how I know boogers and snot are the same thing? Cuz I've tasted boogers and I've tasted snot and they taste exactly the same." Nice way to start out a dinner conversation, no?

    I keep a book of quotes from my boys and think everyone should. Priceless!

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  2. Those are HILARIOUS!!!!! And yeah, mommy, can't you just walk upstairs and go to bed?!?! LOL! If ONLY IT WAS THAT EASY!!!

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