The blue frosting warning email

Today I had to send out an email to all the guests that came to Carson's birthday party yesterday. And here is how it read:

"Hey everyone. I wanted to give you a heads up and/or warning if you haven't experienced this already about the cupcakes from Carson's birthday party yesterday. We have noticed a unique color to the kids poop and didn't want anyone else to get too alarmed. It has to be from the vivid blue frosting. I just didn't want anyone to panic and if it didn't happen to you then consider yourself lucky. I figured since it stained their lips and teeth pretty bad then it had to come out the same way. I hope I haven't grossed you all out. Unbelievable, isn't it?"

And I will leave it at that.