The things that come out of their mouths.

Today is another installment of funny and quirky things my kids say that make me laugh. I hope they make you laugh as well.

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When giving Luke a time out for putting rocks down the sewer drain I asked him what reason he thought he got a time out. He replied, "For putting rocks down the drain." I said that is right and asked him why he shouldn't do that. He replied, "Because there's monsters down there."

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Luke's word for kitchen is "chitch-chin"

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Out of the blue Carson came up to me and asked, "Mom, did I ever have chicken fox?"

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Whenever Luke has to go to the bathroom he announces that his pee-pee hurts. We're not really sure why he says this. While we were driving in the car one day, Luke beings to say that phrase, but switched it and said, "My pee-pee's starving."

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I was getting dried off after a shower and attempting to cover myself, but Luke was being very observant at that moment. He asked, "Mom, where'd your pee-pee go?"

And another embarrassing body story was when Carson pointed at my chest and asked, "Why are those fat?"

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I have mentioned before that I can make really strange noises with my stomach usually only when I'm hungry. Well, it was one of those moments and I had the kids listen and feel my belly as I made the noise. It basically grossed them out and made them laugh, but Carson asked, "Mom, do you have another baby in there?" To which I replied, "Absolutely NOT!"