Lucky 13

Today I bring you installment #13 of my boys and their funny sayings - how lucky are you? And this batch doesn't fail to tickle your funny bone or at least it does mine. Enjoy!
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Luke spilled his drink on his coat. I told him I would wash it when we got home in the washing machine. He disagrees and says, "No. I'll put it in the bathtub."
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Jason and I arrived back home from our cruise and I asked Luke if he was a good boy while we were gone. He replied, "Yes and I didn't say damn."
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On the cruise we watched the new Indiana Jones movie. When we got home I told Carson what we saw and he asked, "Did Daddy freak out?"
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While driving in the car Carson started to complain that he had nothing to play with. Luke replies in a monotone voice, "Just play with your shoe."
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Luke's word for Kleenax is "sneeze-snack."
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Luke had finished doing his business in the bathroom and called me in to check it out. He pointed to his "duty" and called it Indiana Jones. I asked him why he called it that and Luke responds, "Because it's a whip. An Indiana Jones whip!"
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Luke was looking through the bowl of Halloween candy and decided to pick out a Starburst except he didn't call it by that name, he called it a "Star Wars."
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And that's all folks! Click on the link below to read previous funny kid saying courtesy of my 3 boys.

Have a great weekend!