Here's another hilarious police story from our local paper.
Note to self if ever intoxicated: cook pizza before eating and avoid bushes.
A woman stole a car from outside a pizza parlor Friday night, then crashed into a car and a building, police said.
Police said the woman left the scene of both crashes, but was found a short time later eating a stolen, uncooked frozen pizza in the bushes outside a Walgreens store.
The woman was taken to jail on charges of drunken driving, leaving the scene of an accident, theft and false informing.
The woman is accused of stealing a Ford Focus. Police received a call shortly after 9 p.m. Friday that the car rear-ended another vehicle.
The woman whose vehicle was struck followed the Ford Focus, but she lost the car when it turned around and headed eastbound. A short time later, police received a report that the Ford Focus, driven by an apparently intoxicated woman in a nurse's uniform, crashed into a Burger King.
Minor damage occurred and the Ford Focus left the scene. But at 10 p.m. Friday, police received a report of a woman unconscious in the bushes at a Walgreens. Police said the woman, who was wearing a nurse's uniform, had stolen a frozen pizza from Walgreens and was eating it uncooked outside the store.
Police said the woman gave a false name, but was identified. The Ford Focus was recovered and had paint transfer linking it to the two crashes, police said.