Humor from the boys

For anyone new to my blog, I have a reoccurring series that I call "kid sayings."  My three boys provide me with many examples of their humorous view of every day events.  Here are some more for you to enjoy.

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Carson asked me if all his remaining teeth were to fall out would he have to get fake vampire teeth.

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While the boys (Carson and Luke) were playing in the other room I overheard  Carson say, "Luke, call me Master!"

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Luke and I were playing with and petting our dog, Sasha.  Luke asked, "Mom, does Sasha have armpits and can I tickle them?"

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I was helping Carson with his kindergarten homework and the topic was tornado drills.  I asked him where we would go if there was a tornado or bad weather.  His response in all seriousness was, "Florida."

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There is a boy in our neighborhood whose name is Christian, but the way Luke says it is, "Rishkin."

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Out of the blue Luke asks me, "Mom, do I have a cute neck?"

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While driving in the van we saw two large deer cross the road in front of us.  Luke noticed them and asked if we could stop and pet the deer.  I told him no because they might bite us or smack us with their legs (hey, I've seen it before on AFV!).  Then Luke asked, "Will they poop on me?"