Carson wanted to make a video so I thought, what the heck. (Excuse the awful music in the background - not my choice.)
At the very end I swear (no pun intended) it sounded like he was saying a very naughty "f-er" word which is why I reacted the way I did, but in reality he was saying, "I'm a fat guy, I'm a fat guy, I'm a fat guy." Not that saying that particular phrase is appropriate either, but at least it wasn't what I thought it was.
It's bad enough that the other day he came home and told me a boy on his bus (kindergarten, mind you) taught him a new word, b with an itch. Not cool. Kids these days! I had a nice long talk with Carson about the use of particular words. Let's hope his vocabulary doesn't get any more colorful than the actual colors of the rainbow.