Thursday, April 30, 2009

I'm saying no to:

  • the long lasting, room clearing effects from eating a Fiber One bar.  Yikes.
  • ripping open a piece of mail and then putting it back in the ripped envelope.  Throw the envelope away.
  • trying to change an email address on MySpace - what a joke.
  • the dude at the gym doing crunches next to me and farts while I'm trying to run on the treadmill.  He must have had one of those Fiber bars too.
  • drivers who avoid the yellow turn lane warning lines and then cut over to make a turn.  They are there as a warning - it's okay to drive over them, they will not hurt your tires.  

Puh-lease!


2 comments:

  1. OK, so my kids LOVE Fiber One bars, but they give them so much gas that they've renamed them Fart Bars. And, I only let them have a half of one a day because, sheesh.

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  2. Oh my gosh, I LOVE Fiber One bars...we buy them in bulk from Sam's, but I have to say that I tooted this morning at the gym while in a class. We were doing abs with our knees up, so the position was really conducive to, ya know....It was not audible, but was stinky, ugh!! I don't know if the fans going in the room helped me or hurt me!!

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