Thursday, April 30, 2009

I'm saying no to:

  • the long lasting, room clearing effects from eating a Fiber One bar.  Yikes.
  • ripping open a piece of mail and then putting it back in the ripped envelope.  Throw the envelope away.
  • trying to change an email address on MySpace - what a joke.
  • the dude at the gym doing crunches next to me and farts while I'm trying to run on the treadmill.  He must have had one of those Fiber bars too.
  • drivers who avoid the yellow turn lane warning lines and then cut over to make a turn.  They are there as a warning - it's okay to drive over them, they will not hurt your tires.  



  1. OK, so my kids LOVE Fiber One bars, but they give them so much gas that they've renamed them Fart Bars. And, I only let them have a half of one a day because, sheesh.

  2. Oh my gosh, I LOVE Fiber One bars...we buy them in bulk from Sam's, but I have to say that I tooted this morning at the gym while in a class. We were doing abs with our knees up, so the position was really conducive to, ya know....It was not audible, but was stinky, ugh!! I don't know if the fans going in the room helped me or hurt me!!


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