Monday, December 08, 2008

Bumper Stickers

I'm not a big fan of putting stickers on our vehicles unless it is something that is really important to me or really hilarious.  

The other day I saw this bumper sticker on a truck and it made me laugh.

"I love animals........They're delicious."  It was promoting a hunting group or something to that extent.  

Some other bumper stickers I have seen in the past that are worth mentioning are:

  • 4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  • If we are what we eat then I'm cheap, fast and easy.
  • Driver carries no cash, he's married.
  • Careful, I'm in foreclosure.
  • The difference between Outlaws and In-laws? Outlaws are wanted.
  • Common sense isn't common.
  • Bad spellers untie.
  • I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.
  • I asked my wife if old men wear boxers or briefs? She said Depends.
  • My wife always gives me sound advice. 99% sound 1% advice.
  • I have no idea where I'm going.
Do you have a bumper sticker on your vehicle?  Have you had one in the past?  Or tell me what some of your favorite all time bumper stickers are.


  1. I can't believe you actually remember all of these. I can't retain stuff like that (although I get a kick out of them at the time), like jokes!! These are good ones :-) We are not the bumper sticker type. Although my husband and I still laugh at "Git R Drunk then Git R Done." It's so awful, hillbilly and just wrong...makes me cringe, but also laugh at the kind of folks who drive around with this message for the public to see!

  2. Love them!! lol I mean, I love the ones you posted, not having them on our car.
    We have a car ribbon magnet that reads "Support out troops", but that is it. Back when I had my little Civic I had a bumper sticker, reading "Educate before you Vaccinate". I think that was about it.

  3. Funny that you are posting about this...I was just talking about bumper stickers the other day (and how bizarre I find them) I saw one in particular the other day that made me scratch my head in true wonder (not for the faint of heart....!) It said (and this is definitely not my favorite..."If I wanted a Hummer, I would have asked you for one." Not exactly something most would share with the world, yes? It takes all kinds...


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