Luke and I were watching TV and a commercial came on for Lubriderm lotion which showed a lady with dry elbows. In response Luke says to me, "I'm buying that for you mom."
Carson asked me if I was going to get the Christmas "ornamations" out yet.
I commented to Taylor that my birthday is less than a month away and soon I'd be 31. Taylor replied, "Yeah mom, 40 is right around the corner."
(He's so getting grounded for that.)
We got out the Christmas decorations and out of the nativity set only Mary and a sheep were all we could find. Carson was playing with them and said, "Mom, I know who this is. It's Mary." I replied, "Yes, you are right." Then Carson said, "And this is a lamb." The next thing I hear is him singing, "Mary had a Little Lamb."
Carson put on a football jersey and asked me what number was on it. I told him it was 80. And in a serious voice he asked, "Is that how old Daddy is?"
I was talking on the phone to one of the neighbors when Luke walked up to me and took a sniff. He loudly announced, "Mom - you farted!"
And there you have it!