They keep 'em coming

I believe this is the 14th installment of my kids and the funny and unpredictable things that come out of their mouths.  Here we go.

Luke and I were watching TV and a commercial came on for Lubriderm lotion which showed a lady with dry elbows.  In response Luke says to me, "I'm buying that for you mom."

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Carson asked me if I was going to get the Christmas "ornamations" out yet.

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I commented to Taylor that my birthday is less than a month away and soon I'd be 31.  Taylor replied, "Yeah mom, 40 is right around the corner." 

(He's so getting grounded for that.)

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We got out the Christmas decorations and out of the nativity set only Mary and a sheep were all we could find.  Carson was playing with them and said, "Mom, I know who this is.  It's Mary."  I replied, "Yes, you are right."  Then Carson said, "And this is a lamb."  The next thing I hear is him singing, "Mary had a Little Lamb."

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Carson put on a football jersey and asked me what number was on it.  I told him it was 80.  And in a serious voice he asked, "Is that how old Daddy is?"

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I was talking on the phone to one of the neighbors when Luke walked up to me and took a sniff.  He loudly announced, "Mom - you farted!"

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And there you have it!