I mean come one, there are self-sticking stamps and self-sticking envelopes, why are Christmas card envelopes excluded from the self-sticking world?
If you're going to make me lick my envelopes at least make them taste like something other than glue. I need some satisfaction from the calories I'm getting on each envelope I lick.
It's seems unconventional, but did you know there are 3 - 5 calories when you lick an envelope?
I think there's a conspiracy going on.
It reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George's fiance licked the cheap wedding invitation envelopes and died from the toxic glue.